Grocery Egg Upset! (29)

As I walked into the grocery store without the kids I sighed a happy sigh of relief. Fifteen minutes into my grocery shopping experience I was browsing through the cold section. I didn’t notice the elderly man backing up into me. He obviously didn’t see me either. (must have been near sighted) He kept backing up until he bumped me which set of a chain reaction. I fell backward arms flailing into a crate full of eggs. Unfortunately for me the crate wasn’t very stable and it broke with me falling on top of it smashing the whole foot by foot crate of eggs. Ugh! Not one of the eggs remained intact and my grocery money was spent on paying for the damage. I ended up home, no groceries and covered in egg yoke. What else could of gone wrong?